democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party

democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians

by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011

Liam Ereaut

Some bastard that will steal your cheese.

Remember Liam Ereaut? That bastard who stole my cheese?

by epic_man23 May 4, 2020

Willem's Huge Erection

The object of a rather silly jest, part of a discourse on the sexual nature of architectural studies at Princeton University.

Willem: Hey baby, I have a key to the architecture building, if you know what I mean...
Hottie: Whuh?
Willem: I'm working on a huge erection that I'd like you to help me finish off.
Hottie: Eww gross!

by Willem April 9, 2005

erectile calestetics

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

by Geno March 24, 2003

erectronics

Electronic technology whose purpose is to enhance penile erection.

This electronic cock-vibrator uses state-of-the-art erectronics!

by Omniverse March 28, 2003

poop-erection

Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold.

Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.

by Ciel June 1, 2006

afropithecus erectus

a biological term found on white power and nazi websites to describe dark-skinned people of african descent, designed to perpetuate the belief that blacks are genetically different from whites and asians because of their longer forearms, larger foreheads, and wider nose and lips; a word used by racists to suggest that the Negroid race, unlike the Caucasian and Mongoloid races, is closer to the chimpanzee than homo sapiens.

White Power Dude #1: Did you see how many murders those niggers did last night?

White Power Dude #2: What you expect from an afropithecus erectus. They ain't like you and me.

by Jason Corrigan June 24, 2008