dylaned

The point of inebriation at which a person sustains life threatening injuries which are discovered the morning after they are sustained and which the recipient of the injuries cannot recall the circumstances under which the injuries were sustained.

Friend 1: "Dude what happened to your leg?"
Friend who got dylaned: "I dunno man, I was so dylaned last night, I think I cut it climbing over a fence on the walk home"
Friend 1: "Dude, I drove you home"
Friend who got dylaned: "Oh, shit"

by double deuce July 24, 2006

dylan

1.A verb in which means in the state of being totally tubular and rad.

"he dylaned at that party."

"you are officially dylaned"

by Dylan Hess May 05, 2005

dylan

Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.

Haha he dylaned himself when his mom wakled in.

by DickCheezeSmegmaFucker December 28, 2002

dylan

Total Bro. someone who likes to lax, has sick flow, and is fucking chill

Bro 1: yo whos that kid that just sniped top left?
Bro 2: thats dylan he's chill

by laxman24 October 27, 2010

dylan

Amazingly fantastic, he loves getting hugs, and can be slightly shy, would completely mess up anyone that messes with a loved one. Totally boss at everything, next time you see him, give him a big hug, unless your a guy, in that case give him a big high five.

"Damn dylan, you fine as hell "
"Whats Dylan's number?? "

by Urban dictionary xll May 13, 2017

dylan

Noun: a ridiculously long shower, usually exceeding thirty minutes.
Verb: to shower endlessly.
Adjective: long in duration, but only relating to showers.

Noun Examples: "I feel so sweaty and gross, when I get home I'm gonna take a dylan straight away!" or "After three weeks of not showering at boyscout camp, when I got home I took a dylan."

Verb Examples: "When I get in the shower I'm going to dylan, so I won't be out until this evening.

Adjective Examples: "Yeah, that was a pretty dylan shower you just took." Or "Yeah, that ten hour shower was awfully dylan."

by Eric, not the other one. March 04, 2007

dylan

will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.

dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.

by a true alexys June 08, 2010