Dumblina

Sillyyyy sister who is only funny on occasions but lacks a life (and a j*b). She probably stans Dax and might attack you with Danganronpa gestures. When you see Lina out in the streets, quarantine yourself or else you might be infected with her 2020 among us ahh humor. The only good thing about her is that she's pretty when she doesn't look like she is one of the Croods family's cousins.

Sorry you made me do the dishes and throw the trash when it was your turn so I had to write this 🥹✌️

"YOURE INSANE YOURE IN PAIN I CAN TELL BY WHAT YOURE SAYING, but, my bad, I forgot you were fragile."
"Um who tf is that crawling in the streets like that? Ouuuuh it stink."
"Yeah, that's Lina."
"More like Dumblina..."

by NANA_boooboo October 17, 2025

dumbgelz

Used to define a person who is insanely stupid and lacks all of the braincells that we, as humans, were born with.

Carlos: Our tests results are back! It was really easy so I bet I got a 100.
Ana: Well, I sure hope it was since it was multiplication. What did you get? I got a 100.
Carlos: Oh.. I got a 0.
Ana: Oh you dumbgelz.

by BacardiFlores3 December 3, 2025

Dimblewitt

A stupid or ignorant person.

Your such a dimblewitt for asking this

by Tibblestheman December 19, 2025

color dumbness

When you're too dumb to tell one color from another.

"Justin, is this Navy or Black?" "Brady, you have color dumbness"

by Vanillasky97 June 21, 2016

Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.

Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.

by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017

The Dumbbell Technique

While eating food such as a chicken tender, you dip both sides in sauce or you can use two different sauces and then eat it.

He's using the dumbbell technique to eat his chicken tenders.

by The Dapper Dan Man May 4, 2018

Selective Dumbness

When someone is unable or unwilling to speak about one very specific topic.

Filip had selective dumbness and was unable or unwilling to say I am sorry for the kidnapping.

by nintendojo August 14, 2018