dry mud

Non existent type of mud. Mud is not dry.

When Donna says, "this is dry mud" and promptly begins to sink in said mud.

by Stitch1769 February 19, 2017

Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 25, 2009

Dry Shower

Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you

My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!

by smutty81 April 17, 2015

Dry Brushing

The act of brushing ones teeth with no toothpaste on the brush to get rid of loose plaque or other substances on the teeth. After, you brush your teeth normally (with toothpaste) to whiten.

Dry brushing gets all the gunk of your teeth so the whitening stuff in tooth paste works better.

by ZPA23 July 10, 2010

dry heaving

the worst feeling in the world because your muscles contract and you feel like crying

I was dry heaving today and i was pissed

by urban_james November 24, 2007

dry run

to force your cock up an unsuspecting womans butt hole without using any lube during sex

i pulled this bird at the club last night and gave her a dry run at my place

by it wont hurt i promis April 09, 2007

Dry kiss

Don't repeat yourself; Keep it simple, stupid.

Don't repeat yourself and keep it simple, stupid!

(Dry kiss)

by name used whatever August 07, 2012