diet coke

a) Diet CocaCola
b) Artificial sweetener snorted by dumb diet-crazed blondes.

The coke in the silver can.

What that dumb chick in math has on her nose.

by Macadaciouse May 5, 2004

Diet Cock

Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.

Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."

by Go Gurt April 29, 2011

dries

when high if you do not drink you get what is called the dries when your mouth is really dry it can lead to choking on corn chips

whoa dude pass me the coke i got the dries!

by bopachinas January 19, 2009

diet coke

What people drink to be "healthy", it is in fact far more unhealthy than regular Coke due to the aspartame contained within which can eat holes in the brain.

"Got any Diet Coke?"
"No, but I've got some drano you can chug."

by Angry Liberal June 7, 2005

Diet Dr Pepper

n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper

I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Candice Dietman Hesketh

Hottest girl in the world.... ever...
Currently going out with James Hater... :(
I love her.

"I love Candi because she is the fittest, hottest, funniest, girl in the world."

"Im in love with her, but she's going out with some twat called James Hater."

by Anonymos X February 8, 2005

Nicole Richie Diet

A cocktail of illegal and legal drugs mixed together.

Mixture of dolls.

A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.

Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.

The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.

The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome

The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.

"Sharon are you on the Nicole Richie Diet or what?"

"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"

"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"

"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007