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Dimitar Berbatov

A sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from Bulgaria. Skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position, and just picking up loose balls in the box to score for his club Manchester United. Days as a starter are counted, due to the signing of new star Javier "El Chicharito" Hernandez at Old Trafford. A mystery in English football is why MANUTD signed such a bum like Berbatov
fan 1: "Did you see Man U's game yesterday?, they tied 0-0".

fan 2: "With a bum like Dimitar Berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don't fret, because Chicharito Hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up"
Dimitar Berbatov by A. Garcia August 13, 2010

Digital Angel 

An angelic creature found recently playing flash games online. Commonly known for inhabiting IRC, nowadays tends to spend time in more technically adept areas.
"Digital Angel has been announced the most angelic digital person in the world"
Digital Angel by Ben Raven October 1, 2004

Digital hobo 

Someone who uses crowd sourcing on social media sites like Facebook to try to get people to go fund them for bullshit items.
Examples of someone being a digital hobo:

Hi everyone just discovered a new love for Oreos " click to go fund my addiction"
Or
Lost $10,000 to lotto tickets "click to go fund me so I can earn my money back"
Digital hobo by ExplicitEm November 21, 2016

digital snow day 

a day where the power or internet is down. even if you're mobile device stops working its still a snow day :).
Person 1: hey, my internet went down.
Person 2: woohoo! lets go get coffee, its digital snow day today! :D

Radza\digitalangle\twinuzis\woahvamp

Cool audio and edit maker (big daddy)
Lemme suck your dick and I'll let you fuck me
Radza\digitalangle\twinuzis\woahvamp is my daddy

Digital Rape 

When a whore accuses a man for rape because he simply watched a public porn video of her online without consent.
Guy: Yo I busted a huge load to this bitch on pornhub the other day
Guy 2: You better be careful. With feminism taking over bitches can now accuse you of Digital Rape for watching a porn video of them without consent.
Guy: WTF? How is it rape if i'm watching them from the other side of the fucking world?
Digital Rape by Killmizi August 14, 2019