digital acquaintance

Social Media term for interacting with someone that you have never met using social media. The interaction occurs only because they are friends or relations of someone you have met physically.

Mark and I have never me. He is a digital acquaintance of mime through our mutual friend, Tina.

by themrwhale February 10, 2014

digital tape

"DIGITAL TAPE" Is a neologism derived from the word mixtape but is specifically and primarily only available via the world wide web.

Tia: "what stores can I buy that mixtape at"?

Quan: " its a Digital Tape. Not a mixitape. A Digital Tape is only available online primarily. It's only found in stores after it is released online first. But normally digital tapes are only avail online".

Tia: okay I get it. Thanks...

by Smaknificent Beatz July 24, 2015

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.

That jpeg has the digital herpes.

by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016

digit tight

When a chick's twat is so tight that you can't even get a finger in her.

Andy: I was making out with Kathy and when I put my hands in her pants, I couldn't even get a pinky in her.
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!

by RBAK January 23, 2017

Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017

Digitaliaception

The belief that the entire world is non-existent and all media including television, video games, and phones are a portal to the real world.

Hey, Jamaal has been starting at a blank phone screen all day, I think he has digitaliaception

by Jeggadseggon June 24, 2017

digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.

Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!

by von groovy June 29, 2017