dick

A stupid person whom you don't like.

He's such a dick.

by Bossy_1 November 26, 2018

dick

kris tofu(Lust Kidding don't Cry)

kris is a dick(JK)

by THISWASN'TDAMIAN December 19, 2018

dick

EXPAND DONG

my dick is long now

by Wet Nap September 30, 2018

dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can

WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.

by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019

Dickness

The relative girth of a man's erect penis.

Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.

by LnPproductions March 12, 2018

dick

a long stick that sits on a male and makes them feel insure if they are long enough or two long or makes girls feel precious

i have a fucking fat dick

by person who writes definoitonss December 23, 2020

dick

yum. Spread your legs for the large meaty sausage

Martha, you must dick

by urmomwantme123 February 1, 2020