Dirty Denver

When you straddle your partner on their back while, while receiving oral sex, and shit on their chest simultaneously.

While grandpa sucked my dick, I dirty Denvered on his chest cause I'm the romantic type

by Necromancerking December 22, 2022

To Denner

The act of being compelled to immediately chug a Denner beer after discovering it was intentionally planted for you to find.

"I opened the cupboard and there was a Denner lager in there. They got me so hard - had to denner it in the middle of the train station.”

“Careful checking the fridge at predrinks… last time I looked behind the milk and ended up getting dennered before 6pm.”

by regi18 February 16, 2026

the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver

OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 5, 2025

apartment in denver suburbs

Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)

Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?

No, im clean!

by Kanye Weeze February 1, 2010

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.

Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"

Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"

by Wiktionarious May 20, 2022

University of Denver

The University of Denver is a preppy school for stoners who want to study business and don't know what to do with their lives. One of the few schools to have the honor of being blown up by the gentlemen at Colorado School of Mines in the early 20th century.

I go to the University of Denver. Yeah I do weed. How did you know?

by Not a Mines Student March 27, 2023

Beetlejuiced in Denver

When your local politician gives you a hand job at a local theater of a Broadway touring show.

Lauren was so impressed with her date that she beetlejuiced in denver while watching Beetlejuice, in Denver.

by Crazydudemanbro July 25, 2024