DETITATION

"accidently" poking your friends boobs!

Oops soorry for that detition!!

by ABBEY AND KELC!! October 31, 2003

The worst urban dictionary definition ever

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the worst urban dictionary definition ever

by Lukasucksatdefinitions May 24, 2020

definition

A definition is "a statement conveying fundamental character;" if something fulfills a definition of a thing, this fulfillment is what causes it to be categorized as that thing; to define something is to give a definition for the thing concerned.

Go to www.dictionary.com

by AYN RAND IS 1337 LYK WHOA April 2, 2005

dumb definitions

never get deleted. I have never ever ever seen a def get deleted in this dictionary, this quality control in just for show, they dont actually care about what you think about the def.

Stupid and hatefull definitions by americans who know nothing about other countries.

by Why are americans so stupid? October 21, 2004

Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

definition

painful to come up with for people who hate themselves, and lack the imagination to connect with any form of reality or meaning and are actually running away from making any sense of what has and is happening around them and chose to be mostly oblivious to what they are experiencing.

friend: "what is the definition of the word relapse?"

me: "I don't fucking know or care"

friend: "is it almost like you tried to stop watching movies for once and then went back into the habit of devouring them?"
me: "dude, I don't care about you trying to figure out what relapsing is, go away"

by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

by Aggroast April 16, 2017