Data Donkey

Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.

"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."

"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"

by cctroublemaker September 10, 2011

Donkey of the Day

“Charlamagne Tha God is one of today’s most recognizable radio stars and often speaks out on racial inequality along with co-hosts Angela Yee and DJ Envy during their highly popular syndicated weekday morning show “The Breakfast Club” on New York’s Power 105.1.”

Definition from NewsOne.com

He uses a short segment of the show called “Donkey of The Day” to call out a person or place that embodies foolery for the given moment.“

Did you see what Charlamagne said about Mo’nique? He named her “Donkey of the Day”

by Post ~ to be February 26, 2018

donkey piss

Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

by Kevin the Aussie October 24, 2008

donkey dick land

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.

Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD

by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009

Donkey Wash

The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.

Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.

by Torched_Scrotum October 20, 2015

donkey grab

while engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse grabbing the male by the balls and pulling as hard as one can until a donkey-like sound escapes from the male's mouth.

chuck donkey grabbed me in the locker room between classes. it hurt like a bitch.

by k07n February 4, 2016

donkam

Donkam Arder, ally of Stevenamba Tukham who rescued Perrell Laquarius Brown from Bunda Rahma’s dungeon

donkam, arder, arder, filzogeud

by ff22ffa July 4, 2023