Poopy dildo

When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.

Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.

by Skeletonbones July 26, 2021

Reverse dildo

A type of dildo shaped like a pussy which is strapped on by males. Usually used in gay sex.

Tom strapped on a reverse dildo and got banged by Jim.

by Saitama 777 May 01, 2021

Canadian dildo

A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.

She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.

by canadiangodofdildo August 30, 2013

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 04, 2017

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 14, 2022

Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.

Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.

by BigMike86 November 23, 2021