Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.

haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode

Depression Episode by lilkoii May 9, 2018

Depression Dick 

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

Depression Dick by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

depression olympics

When two or more people argue over who has a worse life. Most commonly used by 12-14 year olds in an attempt to make one person feel better, but usually ends up in fierce and unnecessary arguing.

12 year old: I'm so sad, my boyfriend broke up with me.
Other 12 year old: At least you're not me, I got cheated on.
12 year old: Yeah but he slept with me, and yesterday my dad lost his job.
Other 12 year old: Jesus Christ, I have it worse, I got my power shut off yesterday and we're going to lose our house.
12 year old: This isn't the Depression Olympics, I obviously have it worse.
Other 12 year old: No! I do! You should be happy that you aren't me!
{Keeps Escalating}

depression olympics by Taiga Rose September 10, 2014

Depression tub 

When you're depressed so you sit in the tub and drink heavily for hours

Once Dave's dad died, it took me 2 days to get him out of the depression tub.

Depression tub by Damon K. April 21, 2020

Depression Dots 

Dots used to represent long dramatic pauses in phrases to show how depressed a person is, the more dots a person uses, the more likely they are to kill you...and your family

gone......and nobody cares.........

Depression Dots by Buddy lee October 13, 2003

Depression Attack 

A term used by attention seeking whores on Wattpad and Snapchat.

“Omg I wish I had a depression attack!”

Depression Attack by iiPureGarbage March 5, 2018

Depression trail 

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.

Depression trail by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019