crystal phobic

A person who hates crystal girls/boys/people
Me: I hate crystal girls so much
John: The means your crystal phobic
by JustLxquid September 23, 2021
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Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
by Cody5050 May 03, 2023
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crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth
That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what
by The big phink January 12, 2019
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Crystal Goyette

Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette
by C Goyette May 12, 2023
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Arabian crystals

Dried cum on someone's face and or hair from wearing Arabian goggles. Usually discovered the next morning.
After a long night of wearing my husband's Arabian Googles, I had to comb the Arabian crystals out of my hair the next morning.
by Barefoot&boots February 27, 2016
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