crusty stainer

noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.

I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.

by Loganzo June 26, 2005

crusty floss

a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.

"ohmygod, look at crusty floss' thong, it's got crusty shit on it"

by We hate crusty floss March 6, 2008

crusty roosevelt

The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.

Camille was passed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!

by Bear Balls January 18, 2008

crusty cluster

the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter

dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"

by anal*smear August 25, 2008

Crusty Paws

A dog with a Crusty Private area.

Doug- Whats wrong with your dog, she is walking funny?


Joe- Oh shes a "Crusty Paws"

by Timbo1022 February 16, 2009

crusty

being really, really, extremely bad at something (specifically FIFA world cup)

Im gonna beat your crusty self at FIFA this weekend

by catmeow76 November 22, 2010

crusty

Something that requires a lot of maturity, formality, responsibility, no fun - something that is very adult and boring for people that are not mature enough to accept it.

Paying bills and taxes are crusty things to do

by orbitron2015 September 5, 2015