hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk

a word that u use when a girl blocks u on msn and not ur friend and ur friend sends her a message to unblock that blocked friend so that u can call her a hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk and then she gets offended and YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

man that hoebag Hailey is a real hippo-dogga-crocka-double-badonkadonk

by the guy wit a mac-10 September 18, 2008

crock

a loser idiot

larry is a crock

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Crocked

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles

bad luck on being crocked last night mate

by gc2008 March 20, 2008

croc 2

the sequel to the game 'croc' made by ubisoft. Basically this is the extended journey of croc,EXCEPT WITH A SHITTER VIEW!! please read croc before reading this. In this fabulous installment of croc, croc is forced to do the exact same thing AGAIN, yes i know kids, how EXCITING!!!. this game starts with a half hour long, crappy made animation of croc playing some sort of game with a beachball with his tiny poofy gobbo freinds. During this game, a gobbo tries to headbutt the ball and i think he killed himself, (this is probably the best bit in the whole game). Then for some unexplained reason, croc is launched to an island which is clearly over 100KMs away by way of see-saw. Then on the island, he is confronted with more gobbos who enjoy ginger soda...(it is here you find the magic eye zoomers,how fucking exciting eh..) Then for some reason he starts running around and going in random doors and listening to the 2 hour speeches given by the gobbos which kind of makes you want to not rescue them. It is usually after the first level which is absolutely impossible to pass on your first attempt because you need jelly, that you meet the absolutely fabulous swap meet pete, he is famous for saying walla walla waa and also for selling green jelly, orange jelly and red jelly Although buying these items takes about half an hour because he gives you a full rundown of the items which you have to READ because he only speaks in WALLA WALLA WAAAAAAAA, after this you basically run around and get told to f off by the king because you are scaring the fish.

man, this DOTA is so shit, its like croc

nah man, dota is gold compared to croc, and croc is gold compared to croc 2.

by pikel May 27, 2007

davy crockett

So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.

So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.

by punkskyw August 18, 2006

crock of shit

who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.

this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!

by patty-o-pinchmeyoudie December 9, 2003

Crock punch

an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.

"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."

by Hammable Lector March 10, 2010