the corn is fresh

code often used through text message so as to practice safe sexting. translates to: you've got my panties in a bunch; lets bang.

Luke: How you doin' miss fine ass in dem skinny jeans?
Brooke: the corn is fresh
Luke: I'll be there in 5

by pumkinSpice April 8, 2011

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tasty corn

When you cum inside a woman's mouth and she swallows.

I heard that Mary got some tasty corn last night.
So Gabe you gave Sherry some tasty corn?

by n-bomb November 23, 2014

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Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 19, 2017

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corn silo

The shitter. The porcelain dook throne. The fudge depot. The turd bank.

Gilda was super constipated for three days. I mean, really backed up. Until now. Hope she didn’t clog the corn silo.

by JayReszy April 11, 2019

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Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.

Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.

by Cherise4U October 2, 2008

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A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.

This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!

Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

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