Corcked Knott

An anus filled with a stiff penis

"Hey Timmy, have you seen Sally??
Yes, I saw in the master bedroom with a corcked knott.

by Dan Ruggiero, Mark Fridkin (Dometrius and Darbish) July 25, 2008

crack kroger

The kroger supermarket located in a less than desireable neighborhood, or frequented by a more pharmacutically enhance clientel.

Stay away from the crack kroger down by the ghetto, Jimmy friend got stabbed in the check out line.

by D Leasor April 3, 2006

crack your cornhole

to fart; to emit flatulence

Yo man! Did you just crack your cornhole?

by James Cox September 24, 2006

crack town

The expression crack town is usually for the Housing Projects.

"Attention all officers we've got trouble in Crack town!"

"I got this stuff from crack town bro."

by Scott-TEDDYBEAR-Dolan June 11, 2008

Crack Spasm

(noun) an unexpected, spontaneous, explosive release of ones inner excitement.

"All we heard was, 'OH YAH!!!!!!' from the other room, i figured my roommate had a crack spasm."

by Ner For Sure April 30, 2009

Crack of Fuck

Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.

I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.

by DMS4369 October 15, 2010

Ass-Crack early

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

by Creata-Dick August 19, 2004