Condering

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021

Candle

A fireplace that you can afford

" Dude, nice candle."
" Thanks, wanna roast marshmallows?"
" Totally

by ArandomPyromaniac January 8, 2021

Candle Karen

Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.

These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.

This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.

by Stefabablous March 7, 2021

Candle

A small piece of wax that holds flame to ignite the fires of desire and love

can also be used to "accidentally" burn a building down.

Haha and do you know what burned the building down? A candle!

by Harleigh James March 17, 2021

Condehwhore

One who is female, who is also whore, and very condescending. More specifically, basically a prostitute having or showing a feeling of patronizing superiority.

Condehwhore: "I sleep with your brother, I liar. And, I know everything, you stupid".

by Godislocatedinyourbrain March 29, 2021

condescine

a sexy mother fucker with big milky tits and huge nuts and dick

im so fucking baked right now i cant do this condescine

by titballs445 May 11, 2021

Condensnot

Water condenses when an air conditioner runs. This condensate can turn into an algae slug called condensnot.

My drain was plugged by condensnot.

by McAvalon August 18, 2021