combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014

comb-overlord

1) A dictatorial, balding boss with a bad comb-over and a mean disposition.
2) A small handed, orange skinned, wild-haired political leader an emotional tirade.

3) Donald trump on a good hair day.

Dude, did you see our comb-overlord in that press interview? Yeah, his hair was out of control!

by vududady February 17, 2017

Comba

A coma given to you by using a comb.

"Man, I heard Jerry got hit hard last night."
"Yeah, he is in a comba."

by Dick "Rock Hard" Johnson April 2, 2017

Combat Chicken

A hawk.

Jermiah: OH FUCK ITS A COMBAT CHICKEN!

Billy: RUN! RUUUN!

by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005

The Cambodian sprinkler

When nearing the point of ejaculation, the man removes his penis from the womans vagina, and sets himself in a circular motion. The man must turn no less than 127.8 degrees.

Man: "I'm sorry for that"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"

by The Hamdouglar September 28, 2009

Madness Combat

A dope series that reveals a series of practice dummies being alive, There are 4 protagonists and 7 antagonists.

And one of the antagonists is an insane clown :O)

Madness Combat go brrr

by Booz Bol June 7, 2021