columbus

Dave Thomas opened his very first Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburger Restaurant in Columbus, Ohio. The name was his youngest daughter's nickname. She lived down the street from me in Upper Arlington. Upper Arlington has had 94 state championships in all sports. I don't believe any school in Ohio is even close to UA.

"i have no examples"

by dylan knisley February 4, 2005

Columbus Academy

A shithole of rich pussies and privileged brats who feel that the world owes them something.

Even Hitler wouldn't go to Columbus Academy

by Dillion harper November 8, 2015

Mount Colah

A place where people think is cool, but really a big hole full of bogans who think there cool.

Person 1: Dude; Berowra is full of Bogans.
Person 2: Uh Have you been to Mount Colah?

by BEEEECYY :) June 21, 2010

Columbus

1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.

Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 1, 2005

girls of columbus

They're girls from columbus that say their not lesbians even though they are.

The girls of columbus say their not lesbians but we know they are.

by Johnjamin April 28, 2004

Columbowned

Usually when you get owned, it's usually by someone superior to you in a certain field that both of you are somewhat good at. Getting Columbowned is far superior as it's the act of being owned in your "top field" by someone who is seen as stupid or much lower than yourself.
Done in every episode of Columbo, he in fact Columbowns every murderer (with a few exceptions) with unorthodox methods, asking trapping questions, acting stupid, when he's in fact just building his case to Columbowning the suspect.

"The problem is, he's blocking traffic. Right in the middle of the shooting a citizen comes down, what's he gonna say..."I'm in the middle of a shooting?" Pre Columbowning done by the Lieutenant.
"I must say I found you disappointing; I mean your incompetence. You left enought clues to sink a ship. And for a man of your intelligence, you got caught in a lot of stupid lies." Columbowned was the suspect.

by MrLemonLame1 July 10, 2011

columbo text

Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.

Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text

by visualsquid August 20, 2012