coiner

A whiny prepish person whom gripes and complains about not getting "banker" hours at work. One typically finds these individuals slothing about, attempting to grab the spotlight whenever possible

Stop being such a coiner about this, and do what you're told.

by Allan Riggleman June 23, 2008

coincide

To happen at the same time

"Me and left hand coincide in our closet"

by MrLegenPatty May 19, 2016

Coinflip

An alt-right dogwhistle referring to the fact that trans people suicide rates have the same percentage as the chance of either getting a heads or tails on a game of coin flip

"this post says trans people are getting killed, guess they still haven't realized it's a coinflip"

by Dangerous Singularity October 8, 2021

Coint

If your a bitch coint ur a bitch coint

Your such a bitch coint
I wanna shmack the shit out of u coint

by iLikeSamiches February 12, 2018

Coins

Money that is made for yor prostitual services

Jacoria: Shaterica girl where you made all them coins at?
Shaterica: On da stroll!

by Jacoriathickness November 17, 2003

Coincidance

A Coincidance is what happens in a musical when random strangers in a scene bust into an intricate choreographed number.

I loved the coincidance in (500) Days of Summer. Who knew Joseph Gordon-Levitt could dance like that?

by Nigel Weathersby August 17, 2010

Unfortunate Coincidence

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.

When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"

by TeemSmart August 8, 2009