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The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”
Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”
by Second Wife June 11, 2024
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Lab Cocaethylene

Lab Cocaethylene is code for 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus Ethanol which gives you 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate). Lab Cocaethylene could also be N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate or N,O-Dimethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC, DMNPC) plus booze (Ethanol) equals N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC). Lab Cocaethylene could also be Ethylphenidate, or Methylphenidate plus Booze (Ethanol). MENPC is more Dopaminergic than MMNPC just like Ethylphenidate is more Dopaminergic than Methylphenidate and 4-Fluoroethylphenidate is more Dopaminergic than 4-Fluoromethylphenidate. Troparil plus booze is also Lab Cocaethylene.
Steve: I snorted 120mg of MMNPC (DMNPC) and drank 3 beers and had 1 shot of vodka. I made MENPC in my body. That's good Lab Cocaethylene.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024
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Goffins Cockatoo

A Goffins Cockatoo is a type of bird that is affectionate but will bite if they want something, they are from the Tanimbar Islands of Indonesia, the best ones name is Shemp.
(Person 1) Thats a beautifal and dynamic bird, what species is it?
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!
by Watchmaven January 18, 2025
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Uber Cocker

(noun)

Also Über Cocker

A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.

An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.

Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
– “My uncle Saul’s an Uber Cocker—he argues with the GPS and wins.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
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AI Cocker

Noun

A moment of full‑blown artificial befuddlement, when an AI starts contradicting itself, forgetting what it said five minutes ago, inventing phantom explanations, or otherwise behaving like its logic gates have slipped a cog. An AI Cocker is the silicon equivalent of losing one’s marbles — a digital senior moment where the machine confidently face‑plants into nonsense.
“I asked it who coined the term, and it hallucinated three imaginary essays and a philosopher. Total AI Cocker.”

"I asked the AI about the analysis it did last week. It tells me no such analysis had been done whilst quoting from it. I pointed this out and it still denied it's existence. Total AI Cocker."
by APedant November 24, 2025
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Paddy The Cocker

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021
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Paddy The Cocker

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
by Straight from Shaolin November 23, 2021
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