clever

a person dat eat out gurls

im a good clever

by josh ruff June 17, 2003

Cleave

To pass out because of a major rack or cleavage.

Dude, I saw that chick's cleavage and I cleaved.

by Jesus of Boobs July 9, 2011

cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Plate cleaner

A man who eats pussy GREATLY. The male version of a "soul snatcher"

"Omg girl David is a real plate cleaner"

by Bedroom Monster May 8, 2017

cleaveland stomper

the act of deficating on someone (preferably a hobo) then stomping the shit and running away.

Oh man , Jerry today i gave a hobo the best cleaveland stomper, shit went everywhere.

Hey Tom we should go cleaveland stomping.
Yea thats a good idea.

by THE CLEAVELAND STOMPE December 18, 2009

double dutch pipe cleaner

A double dutch pipe cleaner is when two girls stand facing eachother and they both have their fingers on the right hand in there own vagina. They both take their left hand and put it on the others right elbow. They then move the others right arm in a way that causes the other to finger herself. It basically the oposite of a double dutch rudder.

girl 1: im board wanna have some fun?
girl 2: sure.
girl 1: wanna double dutch pipe cleaner?
girl 2: hahaha no.
girl 1: awe it will be fun?
girl 2: well ok then.

by f*@k!$# July 31, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007