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The Clappening

A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
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The Old Belgian Clapper

The Old Belgian Clapper is when you have a dirty ass, you put your ass cheeks around a girls nose and fart as hard as you can.
Man did you hear how Frank gave Mary the old belgian clapper. He farted so hard the taco bell he ate shot out on her face.
by Tacotuesdaymon February 3, 2018
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Cano critter clapper

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and her queefing it back out.
Man I just gave my girl a Cano critter clapper!
by Coco85 November 13, 2022
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clapper

a muthafuckin pop thing, a gun...that set a nigga straight type shit
when a gun is fired it claps so there fore the gun is a clapper
by rashad May 1, 2004
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getting capped off

the art of recieving oral pleasure.
usually when a man recieves from a woman.
John is trying to get capped off by Cindy.
by Willy B January 2, 2005
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Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!
Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .
by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012
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crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006
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