A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
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Get the Ass Chapped mug.When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.
Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
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