Christmas Steambag

you take a big chick, put her in a santa like sac, then take a shit in it and throw it over your shoulder (shouting ho ho ho is optional)

Dude, i gave that fat chick a mean christmas steambag last night

by chavez "the ripper" jesus June 9, 2009

Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.

"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."

by Ime Daman August 5, 2008

Christmas spirit

A label for the motivation to decorate for Christmas, listen to Christmas music, wear ugly sweaters, and drink eggnog.

The Christmas spirit made me buy fuzzy socks for all my friends.

by KittenKapoodle December 23, 2018

Christmas virginity

You loose it when you give in to the holiday spirits. It makes one even more innocent if he or she hasn't been exposed to Christmas-esque stuff yet, despite the fact that it's started.

Yesterday I caught myself feeling festive and whistling Jingle Bells. Then it struck me - I lost my Christmas virginity.

by optional jesus November 23, 2011

christmas christian

Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).

Oh, he's just a Christmas Christian.

by bluetigerman June 30, 2019

Christmas newb

When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.

Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"

by BigButtikis December 25, 2009

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010