christian

a confused group that proclaims to love jesus and follow biblical teachings, but doesn't. most have not read the bible.

clean shaven, tattooed christian: queers are going to hell!!
atheist: hey dude, so are you! go stone an adulterer.

by carl danger April 17, 2015

Christianity

biggest and longest livin lie in the world.. that ppl r willing 2 die 4 and pay money 2

1) beckyy:why dnt u read the bible if ur bored
robb: why dnt u go read hitler's mein kampf tat full of ridictulous lies 2
becky: i thought you were Christian and believed in Christianity

robb: y would i believe lies?
becky:..........
robb exactly.....

by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009

christianity

A cult formed by men nearly 2000 years ago. The original group comprised of mainly homosexuals. 12 men sitting around holding hands, and hiding from women. Mordern day advocates include Rev. Ted Haggard, who enjoyed not only preaching christianity, but the meeting with a male prostitute and snorting meth and truly practicing it. Some followers have gotten confused and forgot of the medievil religious male orgies and choose to believe that homosexuality is evil. These people don't realize women are the true evil, and if not for them we could still be in paradise.

I rested my head in the small of his back, "god bless christianity!" I huffed and wiping the sweat from his back off my lips.

by York Underwood November 18, 2006

Christianity

Christianity is a religion that i messed up most Christians believe that their religion is The only right and correct religion.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.

Man Christianity is screwed up

by Coffeebean2018 June 14, 2018

Christianity

The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...

Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.

by Andrew Shadrix January 21, 2008

The Christian

A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.

Man i just contracted herpes, maaaan, i caught The Christian

by swag kidd October 11, 2011

christianism

Christianism is based by Jesus de Nazareth, died in year 30 of the era which inaugurates its birth and called as for a Christian. Community diversified representing the third of the population of the sphere. It expresses in languages, texts, monuments and sometimes images which are one of the great sources of the western culture. The founder is recognized like CHRIST, by the Christians, who took their name from this title. The older tradition calls him Jesus Christ. Christianity very targely majority in Europe and America, gathers the three great confessions resulting from the education of it founder: the catholisisme, the Orthodox Church, the Protestant church and anglicanism.

Believing by faith, that Jesus Christ rose from the dead, we remember this event by taking communion and placing empty crosses within the church.

by inject God's truth May 18, 2005