Chootie

A replacement for the word "cutie"; A person can be classified as a "chootie" by looks, personality, actions, words, etc.

Omg, John is such a chootie.

That shirt makes him look like such a chootie.

by brinimartinixx July 11, 2011

chop suey

Taking regular ice cream and copping it up and mashing it until it becomes like yogurt.

Chocolate frozen yogurt is chop suey.

by helzwar007 May 2, 2014

$5 pork chop

a soft puffy vagina,a pussy that one can bury ones face in without risk of breaking their nose on the woman's pelvic bone, not associated with a fat chick, not in any way loose. (root: Ebonics)

damn look at that fine ass girl's camel toe bitch got a mo fuckin $5 pork chop

by simpleman324 August 16, 2011

That's A Chop

This is a saying used when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. It came from the show "Workaholics". When someone does or says something as above, the person who says "that's a chop" is allowed to karate chop the back of their necks. The harshness of said chop depends on the action or words of the receiver. It comes in many forms.
Family pack - everyone in the room is allowed to chop the receiver
Hardies - hard chop
Softies - soft chop (when it wasn't too stupid or obvious)
Selfie - receivers chips themself

Carlos: "Wasn't the song 'Oops I Did It Again' by that blond girl? What's her name? Britney Spears."

Mike: "No shit, Sherlock. That's a chop. No selfies."

Carlos: "Softies, man."

by kayzazzy April 7, 2015

pork-chop

1. A word used to describe a chunkyguy.

2. A chunky/ other wise not bad looking white dude.

3. A dumb blonde male with over chunked ego.

"Damn that boy gettin big! What a pork-chop!"
"Yeah, he's a fat ass, but he's a cute little pork-chop!"
She was compelled to notice him, due to his stupidity and 'bad ass' attitude, "what a freakin pork-chop!"

by shirre February 9, 2005

the chop

When someone says something stupid you hold one of your hands upsidedown and karate chop it with your other hand saying "That's the chop"

"There's a NEW Mexico?"
"Dude thats the chop"

by Tarzan's much more attractive cousin May 30, 2006

chop bowl

The bowl in which you chop weed. then pack your cone peice for your bong

That total muppet dropped my chop bowl and spilt my grass

by Natex March 13, 2009