Bonky Chopped

The feminine art of using ones prominent cleavage to influence decision making of those around her.

In extreme circumstances said person will enhance cleavage to ensure positive responses to an otherwise unlikely situation.

Joe- 'Oh my god, somehow Becky just got me to agree to do all her work for her whilst she goes for a nice glass of red wine.'

Jim - 'You just got straight up bonky chopped mate, keep an eye on those cans. They'll get ya.'

by Emily Tennant May 5, 2011

turd chopper

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.

Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.

by manmarcoman May 17, 2016

Doodoo chopper

When having anal sex with woman the man would flail thier penis on her buttocks in a clockwise motion simulating a chopper.

She better let me crack a cold one with the boys or else in gonna have to give her a Doodoo chopper.

by Robert, Steve and Daniel June 12, 2017

half chopper

half cast.mixed race

mohammed's and lisa's son is half chopper

by nevtooold December 2, 2017

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

reyes chopper

When a man with the last name Reyes sits in a sex swing, gets twisted around and around until the is no slack in the swing harness, released spinning wildly down onto a fist(real or faux)

Josh and his wife really enjoy doing the Reyes chopper to celebrate his new fondness for spinning and getting fisted.

by MauiWowy March 7, 2019

Dirty Chippy

When you slap a stripper in the face with your freshly trimmed deck.

You should be able to get a stripper to show you whatever you want during a lap dance by spinning her around and grabbing her wide end. If she refuses, give her the Dirty Chippy.

by I Am The Magic Man June 6, 2019