onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.

by Monkey Mind October 28, 2015

check your six

An expression used to inform someone that there's a target at their 6 o' clock position.

1: "Check your six."
2: "... Damn."
1: "Told ya."

by n00bert December 26, 2008

Stimulus check

A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.

Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020

body check

when you walk into someone hard when they walk near you

1# she body checked her mom because she pissed her off
2# stacys dad wanted to body check her boyfriend

by hellcatpyscho October 23, 2018

check

-Cash, Money

I just got a check off them TVs

by k leron September 7, 2012

spell check

A system that makes sure what you are spelling is actually a word. The downside to this system is it doesn't think my last name is a word, and rudely draws a line below it, asking me to change it.

Dude #1: Hey, Dude #2, I was word processing a document about the presidency of Barrack Obama, and I had a problem!

Dude #2: Yeah, what is it this time?

Dude #1: I was doing fine with most of the paper, but each time I spelled Barrack Obama's name, spell check kept telling me I was spelling his last name wrong. Is his last name really "Obama"?

Dude #2: *sighs* Yes, I am positive. Shall I spell check you name, MORON?

by Dudewatts March 25, 2010

check your pancakes

When you have something important to tend to.

"Crap - I better check my pancakes!!"

by diceyj August 25, 2004