by NicoDeGregorio February 11, 2014
Get the calm your titties mug.Established as a "satellite campus" of the main campus in West Lafayette, Indiana, Purdue University Calumet was founded as full time university in the northwestern corner of Indiana. Purdue Calumet prides itself on maintaining good standards while at the same preparing its students for the economy and world beyond the borders of Democratic dominated Lake County. Having accomplished a great victory in borrowing the Purdue name, Purdue Calumet then decided to implement a typical Lake County tradition: Overcharge the students, and make introductory course work seemingly impossible in the non-liberal arts departments so as to continue the gouging. Purdue Calumet prefers to charge its students insane tuition and other "non-deferential" charges so as to turn over large profits yearly. Of course with all the Democratic "Chicago Machine" government and infleunce in the way, it's telltale that the IRS would never really come after Purdue Calumet, after all, as long as prominent local goverment leaders are driving to work in a brand new Mercedes Benz, the IRS and the rest of the outside world won't know any better. Although Purdue Calumet is a state funded school, and by law NOT supposed to adapt to any particular poltical stance or party, Purdue Calumet just loves to make shoe polish out of shit. Instead of looking at an issue in a different light, Purdue Calumet's teachers and many students are quick to hop on the "anti-everything" bandwagon, even though at time, facts may not be clear and concise. This school makes it a seemingly serious offense to be conservative and actually believe in something if it's not on Ted Kennedy's or Jesse Jackson's camera chasing agenda. Take the War in Iraq as example. Rather than tell unwashed, uninformed, and clearly biased protestors to just stay at home or take their protesting elsewhere, the school invites them in and gives them podium time allowing them to piss and moan about how evil the US government is. Purdue Calumet is known for their gift at alienating certain groups of people. The school is quick to give concessions based on race to blacks, but not the same treatment to white or hispanic students, and the school harbors deep resentment towards ex-military and War Veterans in general, often times treating them with a paternalistic, second hand attitude.
Purdue Calumet: Enroll today to get ripped off.
Yeah, they make the basic science and math courses harder than need be, so Liberal Arts majors will fail and have to pay more money. It's a typical Lake County scam.
Yeah, they make the basic science and math courses harder than need be, so Liberal Arts majors will fail and have to pay more money. It's a typical Lake County scam.
by Johnny hates NOVA May 18, 2006
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Meaning "calm down" Originally it came from the parody "The Juggernaut Bitch" where The Juggernaut tells the bearded guy, "Comb your beard, I don't wanna hear that shit"
Some kids thought he said "Calm your beard" and then that became a catch phrase. And then this guy Vadah once while AIM'ing misspelled "beard" and typed, "Calm Your Bear", and that caught on.
And now it's all over the GoW games online and soon the streets.
Some kids thought he said "Calm your beard" and then that became a catch phrase. And then this guy Vadah once while AIM'ing misspelled "beard" and typed, "Calm Your Bear", and that caught on.
And now it's all over the GoW games online and soon the streets.
by RE1000 December 7, 2006
Get the Calm Your Bear mug.The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip
"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007
Get the calamity sam mug."Calluming" is a term from the game World of Warcraft to describe the discriminating of one publicly in the middle of Dalaran, or in a random PuG over their spec, enchant, and gem choices, resulting in humiliation of that player. The term was named after a certain person named Callum, due to his regular 'calluming'.
Man, that was a calluming and a half!
by Kabell June 3, 2010
Get the Calluming mug.Now class, who can give me a sentence with Calam in it? "I said Calam is gay,then i ended up with a moustaouche and no eye borws."
by calam January 20, 2004
Get the calam mug.What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.
Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.
Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.
((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.
((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.
Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.
"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
by AmericanAndProudOfIt August 7, 2006
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