California Cowboy

A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian

"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"

by plus-size albert May 23, 2021

California Wildfire

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.

I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!

by Hellvig September 20, 2020

California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.

"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M

by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017

California Spliff

Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.

Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?

by The Dudebro's March 27, 2011

California Wildfire

When a guy does the helicopter with his penis and cum comes out

I did a California Wildfire all over my girlfriend last night, more fun than a regular cum shower

by eggsnbacon November 15, 2019

California Cornhole

An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.

Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.

by Rapta dude November 20, 2009

California Clip-On

The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.

After sex, a loofah is best to remove my California clip-on.

by ohmyghattos December 9, 2008