Carson Weed

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.

"You're a total Carson Weed"

by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021

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CarsOnBluray2

CarsOnBluray2 was the leader of “Cars Revolution” an army that lasted less than 1 month as Twittor sus-pended members of the group. He know dedicates himself to posting quality videos.

CarsOnBluray2 is so hot and post quality tweets wish I was him.

by Big Balls Harold May 27, 2021

Carson

That one friend who secretly watches porn when you're not looking

Random Bestie: I'm gonna slap the shit out of you Carson

by ok m8 June 3, 2021

Carson

The kind of guy you find in the hood selling cocaine covered chicken wings. The type of guy who can get you into anywhere.

He has a big dick, and is really into people named dilly 👀. He's really athletic, smart, cute, and funny. He's the best type of friend you'll ever get. He's loyal.

A guy who would do anything for you, he can do anything.

Person: Jesus, Carson is so cute and funny. I wish wish had someone like him.

by Rando user June 4, 2021

CARSONFOLES1

CARSONFOLES1 is the greatest player in Football Fusion history

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by CARSONFOLES1 June 23, 2021

Carson

Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.

Cousin 1: Omg Carson!
Cousin 2: YAY!

by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021