Nicotine
Induced
Colon
Pressure
A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.
Induced
Colon
Pressure
A condition that effects millions of people a day especially in the morning when a tobacco user takes his/hers first drag or dip after their morning coffee. This deadly combination is know to make people instantly shit there pants because of the enormous about of pressure the colon produces when the body gets its first dose of nicotine of the day . When a person starts to feel the effects of N.I.C.P. on there body it is recommended that a bathroom is reached within 2 minutes of the first sign of symptoms. It was said in old scripture that no man has ever been able to actually over come this terrible condition without having to completely empty their bowels first.
Dan: "Man that was a good breakfast, you wanna go have a smoke"
Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"
Dewayne: "For sure man" "But make sure that bathroom is cleared for landing cause once i take a drag im gunna have bad N.I.C.P. and heaven forbid someone else be in there while this happens"
by Mr_gas_can July 7, 2011
Get the N.I.C.P. mug.C-PorT. A southern town in Georgia. Also known as Savannah, Ga. A city with a very high crime rate, that has been a problem since the late 80s. It is called C-port because of its trade through the Atlantic Ocean. Some also call it C-port because its large cocaine distribution from the sea...Cocaine Port. Birth place of Big Boi from Outkast and the late rapper, Camoflauge.
"Damn, why did i get robbed the first day i got here?"
"Cuz, you in that CPT"
Shouts out to all my niggas holdin it down in that CPT
"Cuz, you in that CPT"
Shouts out to all my niggas holdin it down in that CPT
by Reggie D. August 31, 2006
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by Urban Naxal July 2, 2021
Get the CPP NPA mug.CPS, means a common pooping spot. A spot where there is lots of bird poo on the ground or even poo from other animals.
"i say tibby, there are lots of poopsies on the ground! this must be a common pooping spot?"
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by bigupsidedowndaz April 18, 2010
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Get the cpr straddle mug.Catching parents having sex.
It's used when the inevitable happens: you walk in on your parents having sex and the awkwardness that ensues Is quite common.
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Dude, I can't look at my Dad nor Mom in the eyes now for like 1 week already. I CPHSed them last week.
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