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Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.
I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.
by HuggyHand January 1, 2012
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Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012
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car conference

A name given to conversations had in a car at the end of a night out, in which events and goings on of the evening are discussed at length, along with the consequences of these events, people who are hated, people who are loved, the outlook for the future, and love and life and mankind in general; all the big philosophical questions. Often take place between the hours of midnight and 4am and can also be described as a "post-party debrief".
Person 1: God, what is my life.

Person 2: Look at your life, look at your choices.

Person 1: It's fine, we'll car conference it up later.

Person 2: Thank god for the motherfucking car conference.
by fordsmax June 22, 2012
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Dyson Connection

A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets

#2 Hes Such a Warrior

#3 Your all connection

#4 He killed me round a corner

#5 UPC Internet

#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
by The Chosen One September 2, 2014
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pubic concert

A party of the pubes intlocking with your mate or sex partner.

-Alexander Biter RHS 2017
lets have a pubic concert Trent.
by amosc: dadddyyyy.alex November 16, 2017
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putnam connecticut

A town where every kid hangs out at the skate park and smokes more weed then snoop dog. Most kids here think they are ghetto because they own Jordan’s and where off brand Louis Vuitton. Almost every teacher quit in Putnam middle school quit due to the class of 2020 being their students.
Damn bro she’s from Putnam Connecticut ? Be careful
by Ameri Smith April 22, 2018
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Going to Connecticut

"Hey, Kurt, what are you doing this weekend?"
"I am going to Connecticut!"
"Excellent. Enjoy the act of having sex with a white woman."
by El Gatito Kosher February 26, 2013
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