Cape Cod 

everyone who lives there is depressed, dumb, addicted to drugs/drinking, ratchet as fuck, and hates their lives.

“Cape Cod fucking blows I can’t wait to graduate and get the FUCK out of here”

Cape Cod by haksnkssnskndns October 18, 2017

Cape Cod Gillotine

When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly

Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"

Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"

Cape Cod Gillotine by LynchAn1gga August 6, 2009

Slapping the Cod 

"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.

Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.

Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"

Slapping the Cod by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014

Cape cod 

Our little piece of heaven on earth.

sand, sea, sun, what more could you want? and its still all there in the winter even if the temperature drops.

Cape cod by a cape girl May 3, 2005

Oh my Cod 

What awesome Call of Duty MW2 players say instead of using God's name in vain. Basically replace the word "God" with "Cod" in any way possible. . .Songs, chruch phrases, anything!

Oh my Cod, I banged her so hard last night

We are so young and reckless! OH MY COD!

Oh Cod, I'm going to puke

Oh my Cod by (201) November 1, 2010

Christmas CoD 

One who plays call of duty on christmas dayinstead of spending it with family or friends

Person 1: hey do you want to have some turkey?

Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.

Christmas CoD by nintendo-kid64 December 24, 2010

like the fist of an angry cod 

Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.

"I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"

like the fist of an angry cod by f!s August 15, 2008