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Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.
We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.
by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025
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Charleroi Fire Whistle

When you’re knocking on the back door of some sweet Haitian ass and she starts letting out those gorilla noises like in the King Kong movie and you stuff a banana in her mouth and a peen in the butt.
After my night shift at the Pyrex factory l dicked down Laquisha Bombisha behind the McDonald’s dumpster and, she started doing the Charleroi Fire Whistle.
by Black_destroyer_33 October 27, 2025
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Knight Carver

An extremely homosexual person, who shows many homo like tendancies.

Someone you want to avoid unless you are into that type of thing, BUT STUFF.....
Person 1: Lol, that guy is such a Knight Carver
Person 2: Fo sho
by B Rocking ur world January 1, 2009
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dick charmer

someone who likes dicks. preferably a name you call your friends to make fun of them.
hey dick charmer, dont touch the remote, i was watching that!
by thats my assqa June 26, 2010
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Anser Charter School

Anser Charter School is a kick butt expeditionary learning school in Idaho. They teach their awesome students to build character by setting goals, and to achieve what they want academically by setting goal also. The grades are mixed so it goes, K, 1&2, 3&4, 5&6, 7&8. Every other year, for each grade they focus on one big subject. We do this so kids don't feel rushed to learn a lot of material in one year. For example, the JH kids,(7&8th graders), one year will study WW2 and the other year will study Africa. Did i mention our ISAT scores are better than the average schools scores in Idaho! Kids that leave Anser and move on in their lives know better communication skills, better learning skills, and are overall amazing people!
by mromanocheese December 31, 2011
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burrito charmer

A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.
Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!
by ClaytonBigsbyTX January 25, 2014
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George Carver Salad

The act of spreading crunchy peanut butter betwixt ones anus and having another individual eat it out.
Damn that girl offered to provide her own Jiffy Crunch for the George Carver Salad.
by JIMMY259 April 4, 2016
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