Booty Cell Syndrome

A medical condition in females carried from birth, causing them to have rediculously large back sides. The most serious cases involve women with mixed genders developing a "Booty Face". That is- a face that looks like a booty. Scientists believe it to be stimulated from an enormous amount of booty cells that run through their juicy hot dog veins. Many people, though, believe it to be a result of being too voluptuously delicious.

"Damn... Oh DAMN! Dametrea sho do got some meat on dat ass. Damn. I'd tap that. How bout you mayyyne??"

"Man eff you mayyyne! You know she's got dat "Booty Cell Syndrome". And dats my motha you talkin bout, FOOL!"

by yessmaam March 16, 2010

Cell Phone Sex

When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .

A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.

by ohheygirlhey May 14, 2010

Celeste

Is the most beautiful athletic stubburn person. THey tend to like squirrels and if you have a Celeste as a friend they will be your friend for life. A Celeste is also verry smart. Some may say your a show off but your just smart and there jealous of you. Another thing we dont care who talks about us we know none of its true. The best girlfriends to have they are devoted to you.

"I wish my name was Celeste"

SQUIRRELL!

"You must be a Celeste"

WOW, Celeste you are smart"

how can you be so stubburn sometimees?

because i am a celeste sillly

by Crios February 20, 2010

cell phone

a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.

yea you heard me old people, quit bitching about your daughters cell phone and get a life...

by bob mkcob May 20, 2008

Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 11, 2006

Derrick Celestino

some WHACK wannabe gangster that wishes he was cooler than denette. =)

augh, look at Derrick Celestino.

by moronic December 22, 2004

Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.

Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11

by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006