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Catholic Curve

The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.

Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.

The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.

As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.

The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”

Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018
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St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.
I have depression

can be rephrased as....
I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School
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A cathole

An asshole person who’s defined by their cats
by Daily dick July 10, 2018
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catholic volleyball

n. Ass-eating threesome
Dustin, Jenny & I played catholic volleyball under the oak trees last night.
by Twelve Oaksrehab July 17, 2020
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Canossa Catholic Primary School

It's a school that is very holy. It has 332 schools all over the world. The school is somehow every controlling, we are not allow to have Social Media and lots more. Like uhh yaa. We have 3 different schools in Singapore.
Canossa Catholic Primary School is a school is that is very holy
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Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's
person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school
by salamipooh November 12, 2023
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paramus catholic

by ewe October 6, 2021
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