sleep crapnea

Crapping your pants in your sleep; usually when you are sick and you wake up in the middle of the night to a wet brown surprise.

"Mom it happened again, damned sleep crapnea."

by Evan Thomas01 January 6, 2008

crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 25, 2003

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004

Crapifornia

What people who hate california refer to it as

I was unfortunately born in the Crapifornia

by Andrew David Hernandez July 1, 2008

crap

Any flame message designed to anger the writer but only succeeds at insulting the commenter's understanding of the English language.

From one "honors" student to another:

"fyi, your letter to IT sucks. maybe you actually try and write something other than a harangue. It is pretty pathetic that an 'honors' student writes such crap."

by pepper_eater February 7, 2008

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010