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bruce teh shrimp 

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp
Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!
bruce teh shrimp by helleagh October 7, 2017

Bruce Lees 

The state of a woman's breasts when sexually aroused; hence Bruce Lees - 'hard nips'.
I only had had to stroke her charlies a few times before the Bruce Lees came out.
Bruce Lees by manoftrent November 28, 2017

Bruce knuckle 

The shape made at the bottom of a mankini. Female versions include the "moose knuckle" or "camel toe".
That Bruce Knuckle makes me not want to assume the gender of that dancer.
Bruce knuckle by :j.ustin January 4, 2018

Braced For Impact 

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.
John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.

Bruce Pic 

Dick pic sent by a homosexual man to a heterosexual man
Alfie sent Kallum a bruce pic last night
Bruce Pic by BKAJ May 3, 2018
- to damage something so badly that it cannot be used.
- to reduce (an object) to useless fragments, a useless form, or remains, as by rending, burning, or dissolving; injure beyond repair or renewal; demolish; ruin; annihilate
- to render ineffective or useless; nullify; neutralize; invalidate
And, further, when I had a chance to learn my remedy for myself, you Bryced it.
Ya done Bryced up A-A-Ron!
Bryced by PDBRDDPAZ February 15, 2018