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Brown Eyes 

If you have brown eyes then your lucky. Lucky because besides their commenness. Brown eyes aren't just fucking brown eyes. Theres like pools of honey, or galaxys full of black holes. Yeah Blue eyes may look like the ocean, and green eyes look like nature, And although the sky may be blue during the day. When night falls. That blue fades. Everything fades. All the light you have is from the stars in the sky. The galaxy above you. Thats how brown eyes are. So when someone ever tries to call you basic or boring for having brown eyes. Just remeber. One day the oceans and nature won't be here. Earth won't be here. Only the galaxy that it lived in. That galaxy will never die. That galaxy is your eyes.
Brown eyes aren't as boring as people want them to be
Brown Eyes by 666----Satan June 29, 2019
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brown feet

an immigrant who comes to the U.S. from a southern country
The brown feet take our jobs.
brown feet by michael thomas June 10, 2003

Brown Crime 

To take a massive shit in a toilet and not flush it, only to leave it for others to find. What you and others do in public toilets or toilets that aren't yours.
I went in to take a shit and someone had committed a brown crime all over the toilet. It was even on the floor, and the walls too. The only part that didnt have shit on it was where the baby was.
Brown Crime by jwka2001 May 21, 2010

Brown University 

An article released in China announced Brown as one of the top four universities in America alongside the typical Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. Most famous for its open curriculum. If you're going to pay a large sum of money for college education, you should have the right to use your money to take whatever classes you want or need. Brown allows you to do that.

Voted douchiest school 2009 from GQ from, later found out it was an inside joke. Just because we're a liberal institution does not mean we are tree-huggers, hippies, pot smokers, sex-loving freaks.

Brown students are known to be more well-rounded than those from other Ivies. We're outgoing, social, down-to-earth yet attentive, intelligent, and eager to learn.

Also famous now because of Emma Watson and yes, I've seen her.
If you think college sucks, you haven't been to Brown University.

A t-shirt said, "HARVARD (because Brown rejected me)"

"So like, with that much freedom and the open curriculum, how do Brown students learn?"
"Oh we learn. We want to learn. But we know how to have fun too."

Usual student, "Did you see Emma Watson?"
Brown student, "Yes, why?"
Usual student," OMG I love her, you are so lucky!! Have you talked to her? OMG I want to meet her."
Brown student, "Uh huh...sure. Yeah I saw her, do I care? I've got my own stuff to worry about."
Brown University by Brownbard13 November 16, 2009

brown balloon knot 

Brown Balloon Knot is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus.
Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the colour of shit.
I finally stuck it in my girlfriend's brown balloon knot last night.
brown balloon knot by Stainos September 4, 2006

brown barrier 

The barrier your significant other puts up when you ask for anal sex.
"No way! You ain't getting past my Brown Barrier!"
brown barrier by Dethndrek May 29, 2004