bible study

this is codeword for smoking weed...good to use in notes at school or on the phone.

Person 1: You coming to bible study at the park tonight?
Person 2: Hell yeah man!!! I got 50 hot in that shit!
Person 1: Strait, I'm making a stop at the preacher's house after school. You should ride.

by smokie mcpott December 1, 2004

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The Holy Bible

The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.

It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.

by MathPlus July 13, 2021

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Bible

An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.

"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."

"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."

"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.

"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.

by Aroraklypse October 2, 2020

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Britley

Britley is a named often given to a girl named Brittany, but changed in the event that there are too many other Brittany's within a certain group. Britley also refers to a person who is fun, energetic and often lets her antics lead to a random hook-up, sometimes even with a person of the same sex.

There are way too many Brittanys! You can call me Britley!

by Heywood Jackson January 29, 2009

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bribewashing

brainwashing through money, in hopes of causing people to forget past sins.

China must have done a lot of bribewashing in order to get the Olympics after what happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989, along with their Human Rights abuses.

by dmccowan April 28, 2008

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