Second Breakfast 

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.

Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.

Second Breakfast by Luke the Blockhead August 24, 2022

Canadian Breakfast 

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

Canadian Breakfast by BnSDemon March 5, 2023

dinner and breakfast date 

a long date that starts with dinner,lasts through the night, and ends with breakfast

Hey, I don't do coffee, but I do a dinner and breakfast date... (wink).

dinner and breakfast date by Sally Bob April 24, 2009

Tart's Breakfast 

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

Tart's Breakfast by Pripper September 13, 2010

You ate a clown for breakfast 

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.

Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?

You ate a clown for breakfast by gllxssyy August 2, 2020

California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

California Breakfast by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009

Pink Ribbon Breakfast

Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.

Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.

Pink Ribbon Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015