booger jerky

a hard booger that is stuck to the inside your nose that is dried up. Resembles a mini slice of bacon. booger style.

after taking allergy medicine my head was all dried up. I picked my nose and pulled out a some booger jerky.

by analbiscuit June 4, 2009

Boobiebash

It's when a man takes his hands and smooshes both of the girls' boobs together. It always makes the girl squeal like a little piggy.

"Hey man, how'd your date with Cindy go last night?" Bob

"It was great! I made sure to boobiebash her for over 30 minutes!" Henry

by The Boobie Master June 12, 2009

Boobie Hat

When a girl rests her boobs on top of your head, like a hat.

Jen just came over and gave me a Boobie Hat.

by Wearer of the Boobie Hat July 27, 2009

Booger Sucker

Casual term for a hand-held baby and child care apparatus with a compressible bulb (similar to that of a turkey baster) on one end and a sometimes rigid nozzle-like shape at the other end. The bulb is compressed, the nozzle is inserted into a nostril, and then the bulb is released resulting in a vacuum action that sucks boogers out of the baby's or child's nose. The fancy term for this item is "Nasal Aspirator".

New Mom: Excuse me. Have you ever used a nasal aspirator?

Mom of 3: Nasal aspirator?

New Mom: Yes. One of those bulb-thingies you use when your baby has a stuffy nose?

Mom of 3: Oh, yeah, you're talking about a booger sucker.

by Divadoll January 16, 2010

boobie vision

when one only has his sights set on one thing, boobies.

James didn't see the wall and ran into it due to boobie vision and the rack on the hot blonde across the street.

by chayday August 24, 2010

Boogerbeard

A phenomenon caused when a human male is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of his nose become lodged in his facial hair.

Did you see Paul jump into the lake? When he came up he had a boogerbeard!
antonyms: Boogerbukkake
misspellings; Booger beard, booger-beard, boogiebeard, bugerbeard

by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

booger boy

booger boy is that one kid in your class who always had a giant booger hanging outside of his nose and no one every told him

guy 1: hey you know that kid with the booger on his nose

guy 2: yea he must be a booger boy

by DatBoi.123 March 8, 2021