Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!
by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009
Get the Fooker Booger mug.Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009
Get the [Biloxi booger] mug.Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014
Get the wookie booger mug.(Noun) The crustacious leavings, usually found at the opening of a person(s) nostrils. That is made up of crystallized mucous.
by Ginabegood February 19, 2014
Get the booger dust mug.An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.
My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.
Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!
You are a booger- napkin when you drink!
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
Get the booger-napkin mug.When a woman takes a creampie and doesn't wash it off , which forms a mucus like crust on the ham wallet.....
by Awesomox June 8, 2014
Get the Pussy booger mug.A game where you put a booger on a quarter and place it face down then wait for someone to pick it up and yell booger quarter-similar to poop dollar.
by sofa_king July 15, 2014
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