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The White Booger

The White Booger refers to a shitboxvehicle, any make or model, which color is white. The White Booger constantly runs like shit regardless of how much money you dump into it. The White Booger won't die because it's cursed to run like shit forever causing the owner frustration, grief, and an empty wallet. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to sell the pile of shit to an unsuspecting ass bastard.
John would be a wealthy and happy man but he owns The White Booger so he is cursed to be poor and miserable!!
by Pickles84 December 10, 2016
mugGet the The White Boogermug.

Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
mugGet the Dick boogermug.

Whale booger

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"
by Ingledink January 19, 2012
mugGet the Whale boogermug.

[Biloxi booger]

Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"
by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009
mugGet the [Biloxi booger]mug.

hood booger

The kind of mechanic work ya might from a 'rigger'
Example. out of place lamp cord running under-hood .. for WTF? electrical wiring
Those battery cables are definite hood booger...
by bullmtl January 19, 2025
mugGet the hood boogermug.

Booger Thrust

When a person sneezes during a pelvic thrust and in turn sends a booger flying.
PersonA: Dude I totally sneezed during sex last night, her vagina was as stuffy as my nose.

PersonB: Dude you did the Booger Thrust!
by Lambo. January 12, 2013
mugGet the Booger Thrustmug.

arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.
Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.
by Dr. Bubba May 20, 2012
mugGet the arm boogermug.

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