Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof

Used amongst members of the Army as a noun or verb, boof/boofing/boofed, to refer to vapes/vaping.

Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"

by Shenobie March 16, 2023

boofing

smoking weed

get out of my room mom i’m boofing rn

by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020

Boof

Boof is most powerful being in universe

Boof can destroy universe with only 50% of his power

by CalebBillet September 25, 2019

boof

1. to intake a substance via the rectum
2. to act or do something stupid
3. a deep bark

1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."
2. The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro.
3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF

by wowitsbryce_ October 28, 2021

Boof

The front part of a baby or child's diaper when full and puffy.

" Yeah she's going to need a new diaper. She's got quite a boof"

" I'm having trouble getting her back in the stroller. The boof strap won't quite fit over her pants"

by Ciscokid1701d December 22, 2023

Boof

derogatory term used to describe something of poor quality.

You flunked your midterm? that's boof, bro.

by Chef Baker September 29, 2020