The School Bell

Your girlfriend grabs your sausage shaking it like a School bell. With your nuts flying, you may or may not get a slight fleshy bell sound

The School Bell was something Jane was good at, so she decided to play teacher with Bob. She pulled his pants down and said, "Class dismissed!" She then quickly proceeded to get a hold of his man meat, shaking it to kingdom come!

by The Firezombie February 28, 2009

Taco Bell

Creators of the the best tasting laxatives in the world.

Person 1. Im am so constipated and Metamucil is so nasty I hate how gritty it tastes.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...

Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.

by 7 flusher November 4, 2013

Taco Bell

Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.

White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.

by Jack April 22, 2005

Taco Bell Remorse

The feeling of remorse after leaving Taco Bell and realizing you should have bought more food.

John: Man I really should have bought another Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Alex: Taco Bell Remorse

by ID_Superstar February 28, 2010

All Bell - No Shaft

Term used for a penis that appears to only have a bell end with no shaft.

'That guy in the gym insisted on walking round naked'

'Yeah worst thing was he had All Bell - No Shaft!!'

by trueblue2009 April 1, 2009

saved by the bell

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

by jB August 24, 2003

jingle bell blunt

A blunt smoked Christmas eve usually consisting of very dank marijuana and wrapped in red and green colored hash

"last night i smoked a jingle bell blunt"

by vexx1214 September 28, 2009