by p-block September 23, 2005
Get the bed spinsmug. -1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.
-2) When something no longer works.
-2) When something no longer works.
~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."
~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"
~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"
~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"
~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"
by RJames1185 May 11, 2010
Get the Shit the Bedmug. by marmar1342 August 20, 2016
Get the break the bedmug. by Jamie Yates August 1, 2005
Get the shit the bedmug. to tell someone to get in bed meaning you wat to have sex with them right now and it doesnt matter what bed it it
by SexInBed June 15, 2014
Get the get in bedmug. Bed Cred is the reputation you gain among your peers for sexual prowess (or not, as the case may be). Bed cred is not gained only from bedroom sex, it can be gained from sex in a swimming pool, tennis court, or for extra points, bondage on ITV primetime, or other live tv shows. Interesting positions and/or use of equipment can get you extra cred, but size is the main factor - a 1 foot wonder will always beat a 1 inch wonder. Just remember, word has to get round, or no Bed Cred can be gained.
by Little_Meep March 21, 2008
Get the Bed Credmug. when a girl is such a big slut that she needs to feel tight latex around her skin and tits she lies in a vacum bed, vacums all the air out and feels the latex against her tits. Usually another person rubs her eroticly.
by Right NUT February 2, 2008
Get the vacum bedmug.